that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
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Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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