Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
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I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
how do you play pong handcuffed?
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Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
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