I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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