boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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