your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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