So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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