You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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