We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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