Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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