Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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