They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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