But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
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Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
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Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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