What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
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Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
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I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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