It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
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you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
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Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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