I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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