just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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