watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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