Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Randomize
