At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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