remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
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