waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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