dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
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my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
The chlamydia really affected his face.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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