Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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