did you get engaged???
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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