so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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