My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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