Quick, to the slutcave!
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
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I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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