Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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