i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
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The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
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YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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