I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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