The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
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Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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