you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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