i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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