sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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