People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
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Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
How external is "for external use only"?
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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