Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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