She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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