playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
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Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
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Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
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