Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
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