Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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