he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
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*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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