She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
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So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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