what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
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We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
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I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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