Dual....:-)
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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