It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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