Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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