David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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