well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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