worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
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Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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