Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
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If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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