Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
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Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
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I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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