Midget sex pt 2 tonight
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
