oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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