Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
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we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
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I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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