you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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