pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
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I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
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She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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